Funny Chat Up Lines

Good Chat Up Lines

This article was last updated 24 December 2011

Good Chat Up Lines To Give You Confidence. 

For years I heard woman after woman say after obviously falling in love, "He's so funny! I just love that about him."

Often after someone has lost a family member, they'll say "I'll always remember her smile, the way she laughed, the little jokes she would tell to lighten the mood."

Could it be we love people who have a great sense of humor and good chat up lines?

I have always thought so. And now we have scientific proof of what many of us long suspected. Humor is one of the things we enjoy most about life and, frequently, the people we love are the ones who make us smile, and who come out with those good chat up lines.

Fortunately for those of us who probably aren not that funny, humor is most often in the eye of the beholder.

The guys at work may not laugh at your wise cracks, but if SHE laughs with your good chat up lines, well that's all that matters.

For a long time, nobody in the scientific world knew much about humor. But during the past 20 years, more and more research has been done. We know what parts of our brains deal with humor. We also know when a baby starts to develop a sense of humor.

So don't hesitate. Let your funny bone show through, and use some good chat up lines!

* When you think something is funny, don't be afraid to let it out. Just think first if your remark might be taken the wrong way by those in earshot. Humor is great -- foot- in-mouth is less great.

* Use humor to ease uncomfortable situations. When the mood starts to get tense, an appropriate chuckle and humorous side remark can get everyone back on track.

* If you're not naturally funny, or have not got any good chat up lines then read cartoons, joke books, the laugh lines at the back of Reader's Digest, and pay attention to how script writers set up funny situations on TV. You CAN learn to be more humorous than you are. Pay attention to humor and your sense of humor will develop.

Above all else, be someone who APPRECIATES humor.

Try not to make someone feel bad when you don't find their attempt at humor to be all that funny.

As long as the humor isn't in grossly poor taste, give your humorist a smile. and be one who isn't afraid to chortle and guffaw when someone really pushes your funny button, with good chat up lines.

A good laugh can be the best medicine you've had all day

You know there are some question that women ask you all the time, and how to answer to these questiosn to make sure that you are getting her attention and interest?

Just try using these good chat up lines:

1.When she is questioning you about your marital status just say:
Well, my dog hates the way I do coffee, it hopes I will find someone else that will make him a coffee every morning

2. What is your age?
I am a little child... when I am sleeping, a mature man when I am making decisions and an exploring teenager when I have the opportunity to talk with an interesting woman.

3. Do you have children?
It is a simple question to reply but you can say more than yes/no, and earn some points. So..
If you Do Have Kids you can answer  Oh yes, I have...(a 2 years old boy), he  is a nice kid, and he is very responsible for my haircut. :)
If you don't have kids: No, I don't have kids yet. I'm still looking for the woman willing to take the risk of having good looking kids, like me. :))

4.What happened with your ex ?
This is a hard question, don't give specific details, be serious and pass quickly over this subject. You can say something like : I never joke about my love life. We just did not match with each other/We could not pass over some problems together. and decided to go on on separate ways.

5. What are you doing for living? What is your job?
Now, maybe you are hating your job but don't let her know that. Be enthusiastic and positive: I am working in  (domain) and I really like to wake up every morning  with such a job. Sometime I forget putting my socks on in my hurry to reach at work.

6. What kind of relationship are you after?
I really want to find someone that can take me as I am, someone that can accept how gorgeous I am. :) .

7. What are you doing in your spare time?
I have not too much spare time but I really like to... (read GOOD books / watch GOOD TV Shows /  listen GOOD music / share GREAT time with my friends).  You have to be selective and a little demanding... make her understand that you are not just wasting your time anyhow and with anybody available. So she will feel good that you are spending YOUR time with her.

The idea is that you have to be funny with good chat up lines, but serious at the same time. Make her curious, with every question you are answering her you have to make her want to know more about you. Just be different, be original.
 
Good luck with your good chat up lines and more importantly have fun!

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